In our search for the DUMBEST NON-DOCUMENTED (ILLEGAL) ALIEN, we have a WINNER!  'Counterfeit I.D. of the week'....
 
This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop... 

REMEMBER!!  

When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...
no matter how much you love your girl.   

I'm surprised that the cop involved could  stop laughing long enough to put this idiot in cuffs!!

I ran across some very good home remedies I felt might be useful for you. I felt it my responsibility to  inform and educate the public as soon as possible.

Amazing and simple home remedies

1. If your choking on a ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.  2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by having someone else hold the vegetables while you chop.  3. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.  4. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.  5. A mouse trap placed on your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.  6. If you have a bad cough, take a handful of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.  7. You only need two tools in life WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.  8. Remember everyone seems normal until you get to know them.  9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.   

And finally a Daily Thought For The Day:   Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

By Rush Limbaugh  (Whether You Like Him Or Not)
I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11.Well, I can't let thenumbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000.The range is a minimum guar! antee of $250,000 all the way up to $4.7 million. 

If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. 

Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry.And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a screeching halt. 

Keep in mind that some of the people who are getting an average of $1.185 million up to $4.7 million are complaining that it's not enoughTheir deaths were tragic, but for most, they were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.. Soldiers put themselves in harms way FOR ALL OF US, and they and their families know the dangers. 

We also learned over the weekend that some of the victims from the Oklahoma City  bombing have started an organization asking for the same deal that the September 11 families are getting. In addition to that, some of the families of those bombed in the embassies are now asking for compensation as well. 

You see where this is going, don't you? Folks, this is part and parcel of over 50 years of entitlement politics in this country. It's just really sad. Every time a pay raise comes up for the military, they usually receive next to nothing of a raise. Now the green machine is in combat in the Middle East while their families have to survive on food stamps and live in low-rent housing. Make sense? 

However, our own  US Congress voted themselves a raise. Many of you don't know that they only have to be in Congress one time to receive a pension that is more than $15,000 per month. And most are now equal to being millionaires plus. They do not receive Social Security on retirement because they didn't have to pay into the system. If some of the military people stay in for 20 years and get out as an E-7, they may receive a pension of $1,000 per month, and the very people who placed them in harm's way receives a pension of $15,000 per month. 

I would like to see our elected officials pick up a weapon and join ranks before they start cutting out benefits and lowering pay for our sons and daughters who are now fighting.

' When do we finally do something about this? 

Missi and I are very proud of all the young men and women in the military. We have a son a nephew and four young friends in the service. One Marine, Two in the Army and Three, counting our son in the Navy. Last month, on his second deployment, in as many years he tapped out a few thoughts and I felt compelled to reprint them here for all to ponder. Dayne, I did enjoy the read. It must be very tough with all the diffrent feelings one goes through in a day. Be safe and God Bless. DAD

 Dad I was bored on watch and thought I would write something about the navy and the military in general because you don't always hear a lot of good things on the news about us. I hope you like it. Dayne

                                            A Sailors Point Of View

The sea is a dangerous place and it takes honor, and commitment to sail it for a unknown number of days at a time. The men and women who sail these seas protect the ones that we love and keep nearest to us. We know this andwe do it anyway. Some may call us stupid and some may call us dumb, but when they are sleeping at night and going to work in the morning or to school they take it for granted. When they buy a house and own it or they buy a vehicle they don't realize what it takes to do that. People in this country take freedom for granted. Why? I can't answer that question but I know one thing I'm proud to be fighting for these people who protest the war and the sailors, soldiers and airmen and womenwho are fighting for them to pick up that picket sign or march in the protest. Am I willing to give my life for these people that call themselves patriots? Absolutely, I have met a lot of people in my time in the service and I know that they feel the same way as me. Are we scared of dying? Yes, it's everyone's human nature to fear death. I just don't understand how these people can argue and protest these young men and women going out and fighting whether they believe in it or not and losing limbs or worse their lives. The military has a lot more to offer than a college education and honor. It has friendships that last forever. I have met alot of people in my day growing up and I considered them my friends.A true friend will look you in the eye SOBER and tellyou that he will give his life for you if it means he will able to see his family again. It is a big decision and responsibility for these young men and women to be able to do that but we do. We do this so we can have freedom. Freedom of speech, freedom to vote, freedom to do almost anything you want, and do we ever get thanks? The protestors only see what they want to see. They only see the carage of war. They don't see all the good we do. Noone ever said a war was fun, easy or pretty. Its the young men and women of this nation that make this country what it is, and if you ask me I'm very proud to be living in this country and fighting for this country. Am I a patriot? You bet I am! Am I willing to give my life for my loved ones back home, my friends and shipmates on board and my country? YES YES YES I am willing to do what it takes to keep this country a democracy and free and to defend all enemies foriegn and domestic to make sure that my kids someday will be able to grow up in the country that I did and have the rights and freedoms hat I did. In conclusion I'm not asking for sympathy. I'm asking you to take a moment and sit and think and pray and try to understand the hardships and efforts that the young men and women of America today have to go through, and the hardships that the veterans had to go through  when they were in the military, and the hardships that all military members are still going through. God Bless America.

    IT3 DS

I've been trying to come up with diffrent things for you all. This one should make everybody grateful we don't use printer ink for fuel.

The price of gas versus printer ink. All these examples do Not imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are. You will be really shocked at the last one.

Compared with gasoline. Diet Snapple 16oz. $1.29.....$10.32 per gallon.   Lipton Ice Tea 16oz. $1.19.....$9.52 a gallon   Gatorade 20oz. $1.59.....$10.17 a gallon.   Ocean Spray 16oz. $1.25.....$10.00 per gallon   Brake Fluid 12oz. $3.15.....$33.60 per gallon   Vicks Nyquil 6oz. $8.35.....$178.13 per gallon.   Whiteout 7oz. $1.39.....$25.42 per gallon.   Scope 1.5oz. $0.99.....$84.48 per gallon. And the REAL KICKER Evian water 9oz. $1.49.....$21.19 per gallon!$21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at.....(you won't believe it.....but it is true) $5200 a gallon (five thousand two hundred dollars) So, the next time your at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on printer ink! Just a little humor to ease the pain at the pump.

What are words? Everyday we here a new word such as clinchpooper (someone who is a complete slob) or wisterpooper (a slap along side the head) so when you hear a word you haven't heard in a long while like Tinker its kinda funny. Reminds me of when I was young. Oh the words dad used to rattle off when you were a kid. Well the other day a friend used Tinker. He liked using Tinker so much, he now is on a mission to get Tinker used in our everyday vocabulary again. It reminds him so much of the good old days when gas was cheap and days were long. He said "I think I'm going to go home and Tinker in my garage."  as a loud howl of laughter came out. As he amused himself I couldn't help but laugh at him. So I thought as soon as I get home I would look up tinker and see exactly what the definition was. Well by definition from YourDictionary.com Tinker (tin'kar) is a noun. 1. a usually itinerant person mends pots, pans, etc. 2. a gypsy 3. a person who can make all kinds of minor repairs; jack-of-all-trades. 5. a young mackerel     intransitive verb 1. to work as a tinker 2. to make clumsy or tentative attempts to mend or repair something 3. to fuss or putter aimlessly or uselessly.  What does this all mean? You got me. So Tim here you go. When I was young, I had some Tinker toys I used to play with or hows this I have the freedom to tinker around with this story. What ever that's all I have got to say about this. Go all you Tinkers. 

test test test test  This was just a test to see if I could figure out how to blog. I'm proud to say that I can.

This is a picture of Kevin Linden of lindenwebdesign.com Its a friend of mine who designed our web site.

I needed to start with something, so this is my first post. We'll call it fishing. We'll try to post more fishing

pics weather its ice, lake or ocean. If you have any pics or comments feel free to leave them. Thanks Ed

Also if you like what kevin did with our site drop him an email, I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

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