Have a Great Day!

With gas prices going up, I had to purchase a new form of transportation, so I bought a WISCONSIN MOTORCYCLE!!                                

     A COWASAKI !!

In our search for the DUMBEST NON-DOCUMENTED (ILLEGAL) ALIEN, we have a WINNER!  'Counterfeit I.D. of the week'....
 
This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop... 

REMEMBER!!  

When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...
no matter how much you love your girl.   

I'm surprised that the cop involved could  stop laughing long enough to put this idiot in cuffs!!

I ran across some very good home remedies I felt might be useful for you. I felt it my responsibility to  inform and educate the public as soon as possible.

Amazing and simple home remedies

1. If your choking on a ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.  2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by having someone else hold the vegetables while you chop.  3. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.  4. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.  5. A mouse trap placed on your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.  6. If you have a bad cough, take a handful of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.  7. You only need two tools in life WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.  8. Remember everyone seems normal until you get to know them.  9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.   

And finally a Daily Thought For The Day:   Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

I've been trying to come up with diffrent things for you all. This one should make everybody grateful we don't use printer ink for fuel.

The price of gas versus printer ink. All these examples do Not imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are. You will be really shocked at the last one.

Compared with gasoline. Diet Snapple 16oz. $1.29.....$10.32 per gallon.   Lipton Ice Tea 16oz. $1.19.....$9.52 a gallon   Gatorade 20oz. $1.59.....$10.17 a gallon.   Ocean Spray 16oz. $1.25.....$10.00 per gallon   Brake Fluid 12oz. $3.15.....$33.60 per gallon   Vicks Nyquil 6oz. $8.35.....$178.13 per gallon.   Whiteout 7oz. $1.39.....$25.42 per gallon.   Scope 1.5oz. $0.99.....$84.48 per gallon. And the REAL KICKER Evian water 9oz. $1.49.....$21.19 per gallon!$21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at.....(you won't believe it.....but it is true) $5200 a gallon (five thousand two hundred dollars) So, the next time your at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on printer ink! Just a little humor to ease the pain at the pump.